it’s a beautiful day to give me money

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i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back 

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if you’re a cute boy and you put your hand on my lower back for literally any reason, I will melt

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me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

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jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone

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  • me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me
  • person: *flirts with you*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: *sweats*
  • me: ive made a huge mistake


was the goal of this video to make me remember fob’s thighs for centuries because thats what happened

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name: Rachel
birthday: September 4th
zodiac: Virgo
single or taken: single
height:  5’7
eye color:  Blue
middle name: Claire
favorite color: Blue, every blue
lucky number: 3 is cool


hogwarts house: Hufflepuff
favorite fictional character: Ender Wiggin
favorite television show: Uuh Merlin was pretty great
favorite season: Fall or Spring
describe yourself in a few words: Quiet, caring, artistic, and a perfectionist
future children’s names: I have no clue. I’m only 18 ok
meaning of your name: Little Lamb or Ewe
what do you plan to/do for a living: Elementary school teacher
starbucks order: Caramel Frappuccino (w/ no whipped cream (sometimes))


introvert or extrovert
dawn or dusk
righty or lefty
coffee or tea
rain or shine
reading or writing

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*meows back at my cat in order to demonstrate active listening*

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my only talent is not being in a relationship

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i am made of water and anxiety

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  • Girl at the rock show: what
  • Mark Hoppus: i don't know

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