Hi! I'm Rachel, 17, and I have a cat (Lucy) and a rabbit (Odin). I live in sunny California and am always here for a good chat.

canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

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15 hours ago

spacedarlin:

no mom it’s not a phase

it’s a phaser

sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting

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1 day ago

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

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2 days ago

cleopatyourweave:

Guess how many dates I’ve had this yearimage

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1 week ago

vampiremondays:

cool kids……………………….more like CHILLDREN

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3 weeks ago
God:you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
Jesus:
Jesus:
Jesus:
Jesus:i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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3 weeks ago

clannyphantom:

"Ur dress is too short" so is my tolerance for u

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3 weeks ago
Me:Dirty Dancing came out in 1987
Sister:What...that's like 100 years ago!
Me:26 or 27 years ago
Sis:Uh no...1887, that's like 100 years
Me:Oh my god. 1987! There weren't TVs in 1887!
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3 weeks ago

So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

khansfringe:

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

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3 weeks ago
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