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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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cantlivewithoutliv:

is your boyfriend even your boyfriend if he doesn’t touch your butt

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neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

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troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

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tiffanyscrews:

my sad playlist u ask?

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my happy playlist u ask??

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naughty-chekov:

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom

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rneanest:

The thought of living an average life scares me

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